Take a break from studying, and read this awesome-tastic compilation of science-related jokes! Enjoy!
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He’s 0K now.
The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.
What is a cation afraid of? Dogions.
What do physicists enjoy doing most at sporting events? The wave.
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.